As you walk in to the Cu-Wiky Mart, you notice the lights turned off and the UV lights on. Any underage adult is quickly ushered out by tall figures dressed in black with splotches of glowing white on their shirts. You see Stu, tall among the shelves in a light up collar and very little else. Their piercings are glowing, on the face and the two shy ones midriff and below. They make eye contact with you and gesture with Their tail and then Their seducing eyes, towards a section of the store with toys, accessories, and so much more behind a pink dazzling curtain. You can clearly see it marked 18+. Do you dare venture?
AH, you realize you’re not suppose to be here. Welp, see you later! Day time store
Last chance, Consenting Adults only beyond this point:
WARNING
THIS SECTION OF THE STORE HAS VISUAL FICTIONAL INTERACTIVE-AT-HOME-KITS PORNOGRAPHY FOR THE VIEWER TO DOWNLOAD AND ENJOY AT HOME. IT IS MENT FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND A LIGHT HEARTED JOKE BUT PRETTY MUCH EVEN SO, THERE ARE SOME THINGS DEPICTED THAT ARE BEST KEPT AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND WORK. PLEASE CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW TO CERTIFY YOU’RE OVER 18. OF COURSE, IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, YOU CAN’T LEGALLY CERTIFY ANYTHING. SO IF YOU’RE A MINOR, PLEASE GET A PARENT OR GUARDIAN TO CLICK THE BUTTON WHICH SAYS YOU AREN’T. THANK YOU.